You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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