Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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