Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
there is glitter all over my balls
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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