D3 body, D1 cock
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Randomize
