My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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