she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I have tasted many bathrooms
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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