i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Its about making memories worth repressing
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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