I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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