Whod you bang
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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