what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
she smelled like a LAN party
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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