Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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