I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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