Having a random hookup so left but love u
i think my mom watched the whole time
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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