doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how can u be prego again
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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