That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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