Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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