Duck Duck Cougar?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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