ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
