Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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