butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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