i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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