The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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