dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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