Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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