YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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