i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
