I'm going to jail i love you
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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