Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
