she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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