That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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