My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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