Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
honey bunches of taint.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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