Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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