People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
There's even glitter on my cock...
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