Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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