I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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