Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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