Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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