He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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