No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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