im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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