Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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