why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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