She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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