He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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