One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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