the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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