You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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