it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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