I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I have post one night stand depression
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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