doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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